Faiz Khan

Ivey Business School. Leafs. Raps. Jays. HDMH. Views are not my own, they are of people I RT. This is a @Rogers hate account.

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

@kambojsb pinning this tweet for future reference

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

NATE DIAZ QUOTE WAS THE CHERRY ON TOP 🫡😂

#UFC331

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

@jbulltard1 What’s your position, shares or options only?

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

For the integrity of the seat, it is critical that I win this race.

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

Straits Taylor Rule:

i = r* + π* + 1.5(π−π*) + 0.5(y−y*) + α(SOH−SOH*) + β(BEM−BEM*), α,β > 0

Let’s see if a hike could open SOH or produce a single barrel :)

You can’t 25bp a chokepoint and r* isn’t neutral. It’s SOH risk premium, and We set it.

Stay unanchored !

[natalia @DAMIANISM0]

envejeció mejor que shape of you y sigue yendo tan dura como hace 14 años btw

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

My eyes can’t zoom tho

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Your eyes are more advanced than any camera

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

@unusual_whales @Mr_Derivatives why it’s down!

[EnhancedMarket @EnhancedMarket]

The new iPhone Duo lets you trade and apply for jobs at the same time

[Djuney @juneymb]

The community note.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Going to Japan is like Hajj for white ppl.

[All Things Mavs | Jimmy C Hoops @All_Things_Mavs]

Kind of embarrassing she thinks he was a trailblazer. He never ever played in Portland.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

OK well we’re renaming New York fries to Peterborough Potatoes FUCK YOU

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

@jbulltard1 Probably in CAD too 😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[Toad @LearnToToad]

@DanCrenshawTX Unlike you, inflation is actually relevant and has two i's

[The Sensei @Real__Sensei]

Commishing 3 fantasy leagues year. Why? So I can secure an interest free loan in August from all of my league mates. Place the pot in a money market fund and get a free 3% while these chumps are out their buy in

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Congratulations on earning $125,000. Your reward is you now qualify for a starter home 53 minutes from work.

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

Holy fuckkkk I haven’t hate posted against @Rogers @RogersHelps in so long but today’s the day I do…Fucking shit of a company hire people to take calls god damn it, being connected for 2 hours 12 minutes and call just drops/ disconnected wtf @edwardrogers Ted better be in hell.

[Faiz Khan @fkahiazn]

@steve2bacon @larryellison @Benioff cc