What just happened?
The S&P 500 just erased nearly -$2 TRILLION of market cap just hours after 3rd strongest US jobs report in 18 months.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin is officially down over -50% from its record high in October 2025.
What's happening? Let us explain.
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Mike Tyson reveals he caught Brad Pitt in his driveway trying to sleep with his wife
"Me and my wife were going through a divorce. We might get back, but we were still f*cking. We were fighting in the paper, then we'd f*ck"
"One day I went over the house. She wasn't home. Then driving up the road with the BMW that I bought her, she had somebody. I thought it was one of her friends from Head of the Class. It wasn't. It was some motherf*cker Brad Pitt trying to get some head"