Alexus ✨

just happy to be here

[Alexus ✨ @fkingsoft]

My best friend and I have a shared album just for reaction memes that we’ve been adding to for YEARS. You can literally see eras of memes go by as you scroll through.

1 like and I’ll start posting them until I’ve shared the whole album 😇

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[Alexus ✨ @fkingsoft]

Me during water day today at work 😔

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

cat parents will hear their cat go "mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the heating pad turned on"

[Duchess of Darksaber Light @DarksaberLight]

If the number of Dalmatians purchased after 101 Dalmatians and clownfish purchased after Finding Nemo is any indication, the fact that Scooby doesn’t have docked ears is SO important, you guys.

He’s beautiful, and I hope they just let him have his natural ears.

[jake @wormpuller]

Getting pulled over for texting and driving while I was trying to tweet “is Dr Pepper fuckable”

[!LUCIEN†† @Vamprxiety]

Just vaped outta my penis, call that dicotine

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[i am @youarealrdydead]

I wish there was a way to temporarily kill yourself

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Getting my Creative Juices Flowing (Drinking a lot of Alcohol and Smoking a lot of Weed and then having a Panic Attack)

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[Jelly Roll Shady Facts and Updates @fatopiumdltrade]

read after read she gagged that bitch baddd 😭 "what's your name?" "I'm the principal" oh yes you are

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[nun 🇪🇸🇺🇸 @prochoicenun]

Pro lifers genuinely believe that you should be forced to carry and give birth to a disabled child that will need constant care their whole lives while they continue to support the party that vows to cut funding for every program that would help those individuals the most

[her @Thiohna]

I stand with people who have abortions due to the fetus having disabilities. 🩵

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“girls w no female friends are a red flag” no a lot of us just had weird moms okay like sorry the first lady i ever met hated my guts for some reason and it resulted in me being an off-putting brunch companion forgive me

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE #priDEMONth