Flamoose

Stuffer

[✧yani✧ @yaniversal]

The year is 1997. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2007. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2017. The President was born in 1946.
The year is 2027. The President was born in 1946.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

In the 90’s we wore windbreakers every single day. Kids nowadays are out there getting absolutely dominated by the wind. Sad.

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[MattyG @meawoppl]

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Trump just announced that if the Republicans win the midterms, George R. R. Martin will release The Winds of Winter.

[𝓩 @zzyzx420]

a seven nation army couldn’t jerk me off

[Our Hilts Hurt @OurHiltsHurt]

JUST IN: Bloodraven has installed over 16,000 Flock surveillance cameras across Westeros.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I have post-Parton depression

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[Flamoose @Flamoose]

@ParkSlopeFlngsm In the book she barely beats a weak and starving Jaime in chains. They never meet, but the mountain or hound would wreck her. She's stronger than normal dudes and has great spirit.

[Errai @errai]

(at family cookout) idk sometimes I feel this strong déjà vu like I know exactly what I’m supposed to do or say. Like I’ve been here before and now I must make the world better

Uncle 1: yeah man it’s called being a bodhisattva

Uncle 2: (flipping burger) classic samsara moment

[geo @shadoweave1]

Half Orc Barbarian named Shaquille Bonemeal: Where they going Chuck?

Wood Elf Druid named Charles Barkleaf: Rivington. We not even gonna send they ass to Baldur’s Gate, man

[kel :) @kelly_mc1r]

Tom Nook installed flock cameras on my animal crossing island overnight 😔

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

People are like I don’t see why Europeans are scared of gypsies but imagine if homeless people here may or may not have magical powers

[Flamoose @Flamoose]

@alysalysalysaly Feels like the seasons are too short, and they have to cram in too much material. It feels like every arc in the finale needed another setup scene. So much happened off screen

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The shell cannot protect you from the salt. Old snail proverb. Mucus, we love mucus. Contemporary snail proverb

[Flamoose @Flamoose]

@owenbroadcast In the medieval ages Law was ordained by God, and applied to all his creations, which led to a lot of animal trials

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Flamoose @Flamoose]

@mootsheep @JackMorgan_PI But the head is good luck!