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Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

[lisa @luoser]

West Williamsburg is Tel Aviv

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

NYC is not happy with Elmo😭

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

the ugliest girl outside in nyc right now is a miami 10

[Momo @Lulu_Hon]

I’m obsessed 😩😩😍

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

He love that girl down and I love that for her

[Ovrkast. @ovrkast]

New York look like when the teacher leave the class for 5 minutes

[RC @thatgirlrc]

This is the most amazing pre-wedding gift.
They’re gonna be able to start their marriage off with peace and fulfillment🥹

[shy @zacyino]

they finna let the animals out the Bronx zoo tonight

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[JNS @_devJNS]

"thanks for applying"

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

You don't realize how traumatizing corporate office politics are until you are out of that environment, realize that NONE of that sht was normal and you reflect on how you were treated for a job that you were overqualified for and underpaid for.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Sit here for 8 hours

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

When the over eager intern tries to ask the CEO for a coffee chat on day 1 of internship season