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It was bound to happen.

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Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Because #TalkLikeAPirateDay

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I arrived home safe and sound from my #BreakingBadTour and brought some hot sauce for our #sauceops collection. Hello, @VictorOps!

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One does not simply "leave" ABQ. I called "The Disappearer" and ordered a The Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro™ #BreakingBadTour

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I've heard there is a "superlab" around here but I can't find it. #BreakingBadTour #FlatJasonHand

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I visited the "White House" but I didn't see Mike outside. #FlatJasonHand #BreakingBadTour

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If I ever need another career... #FlatJasonHand #BreakingBadTour #onvacation

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I'm on vacation and I might need a lawyer. #BetterCallSaul #FlatJasonHand #BreakingBadTour

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Winner winner chicken dinner 🍗 #flatjasonhand #wingsfriday @flatjasonhand #desksofvo

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We just had a false fire alarm. Everyone forgot me up here. Am I not the one who is the most in danger?!
I won't forget! #flatjasonhand

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I was there! @VictorOps @toddvernon #flatjasonhand #unicorns #sadgoodbyes ❤️❤️❤️❤️ @lbocci

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Bear to Work Day! #Boulder https://t.co/ReAXIMkWxU

[Daily Camera @dailycamera]

Bear climbs up a tree at 16th and Spruce in #Boulder -
https://t.co/uCKq3KF0dO via @mitchellbyars @cliffpix

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I'm a cardboard slave... https://t.co/KJUzV0d8qY

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Yeah... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get those TPS reports completed and on my desk by 20 after 4 p.m. 😉 https://t.co/iLkC0mRHW1

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Working hard for the money! #flatjasonhand

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While @jasonhand is in Amsterdam for #devopsdays I'm here doing all the work. #flatjasonhand @VictorOps https://t.co/R2ALMZqZl7

[Farisada @Farisada_]

Welcoming our beloved sponsors at #devopsdays @VictorOps -they make being on-call suck less! #BeVictorious @devopsams

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We need a reunion. https://t.co/6wlNJYgbNZ

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Wings!! Startup life! #flatjasonhand #TGIF #bananaforscale

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Team work! @jasonhand, I got your desk when you're not around. I'm rocking this. #flatjasonhand

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Truth is this kind of weather doesn't agree with my complexion. ❄️❄️❄️❄️ #flatjasonhand

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This is not my idea of coach! #FlatJasonHand

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Hey, wait, wait... can I have dinner too? #flatjasonhand