Enigma

[Han 🤠🦅 @IamTheEagleHTM]

People who shame you for not using your real name and picture are exactly like this

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

We are quietly isolating an entire generation of older people from society, and nobody seems to give a damn.

I took my 84-year-old grandfather to his local bank branch on Friday.

The exact same brick-and-mortar branch where he opened his first account in 1978.

We pull up to the front doors. They’re locked.

Inside is an empty lobby with a small sign: “Cashless Service Hub.”

A young guy in a polo shirt opens the door and tells us:

“We don't handle teller deposits or paper checks here anymore. You just need to download the mobile portal and scan your routing number.”

My grandfather pulls out an old flip phone with a cracked screen and a paper pension check from his coat pocket.

His hands were visibly shaking.

The employee just shrugs.

“You can do it on an iPad, or have a family member manage the app for you.”

This man worked forty-two years in a manufacturing plant. Paid his taxes. Fought for this country.

And now he is made to feel completely useless and stripped of his dignity because he doesn't own an iOS device.

Tech isn't making life easier if it completely locks out the people who built the world we’re living in.

Are your elderly parents or grandparents running into this wall too?

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@Minorikyun National boyfriend day is not real, just like my girlfriend

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@TehSpearhead I think people get more excited for announcements than playing the actual game

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@SupremeBrina You’re funny af

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@paigebplays @RiseFn My imaginary park date with my imaginary girlfriend

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@BIGDIHCHIP @vip__xox @grok is this true? What legal action can she take for her boyfriend cutting her hair for a prank?

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@Agera_pizza Diablo 2

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@Shakhsiyat_251 I feel bad for the gooner who busted a nut over two bald guys heads… no i don’t shits hilarious

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@ayeejuju Holy shit I just realised i havent text a woman all year.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you believe Trump will send you a $5,000 check if Republicans win the midterms, you're the stupidest fucker on the planet.

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@YungSinatra420 @anarchojaQ Finally an upside for having my g-spot amputated 🥳

[e @eessss0]

Slow down girls I can’t reply to all 0 messages at once

[lynk @lynk0x]

Bro before I introduced him to Trading:

[M. Night Famalam @Rory_Breaker_]

I hate to see so many people struggling in this fuckass economy. We don’t hate billionaires and crooked politicians enough.

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@ysuckgirl The captain wakes up and when she tells him what Jim did, the captain says something along the line of “a drowning man will drag someone else down with him” so… it’s not like he didn’t spend months or years trying to talk himself out of waking her

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@Tobzzy212 Getting my life together? In this economy?

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@niah_x03 Legendary jiggle

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@Akir_a997 This ironically cheered me up for never getting any social contact or interest from anyone

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@6cilm_ “Fuck you” - keep it simple