Enigma

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@paigebplays @RiseFn My imaginary park date with my imaginary girlfriend

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@BIGDIHCHIP @vip__xox @grok is this true? What legal action can she take for her boyfriend cutting her hair for a prank?

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@Agera_pizza Diablo 2

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@Shakhsiyat_251 I feel bad for the gooner who busted a nut over two bald guys heads… no i don’t shits hilarious

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@ayeejuju Holy shit I just realised i havent text a woman all year.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you believe Trump will send you a $5,000 check if Republicans win the midterms, you're the stupidest fucker on the planet.

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@YungSinatra420 @anarchojaQ Finally an upside for having my g-spot amputated 🥳

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Slow down girls I can’t reply to all 0 messages at once

[lynk @lynk0x]

Bro before I introduced him to Trading:

[M. Night Famalam @Rory_Breaker_]

I hate to see so many people struggling in this fuckass economy. We don’t hate billionaires and crooked politicians enough.

[Enigma @FlickeringFlam3]

@ysuckgirl The captain wakes up and when she tells him what Jim did, the captain says something along the line of “a drowning man will drag someone else down with him” so… it’s not like he didn’t spend months or years trying to talk himself out of waking her

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@Tobzzy212 Getting my life together? In this economy?

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@niah_x03 Legendary jiggle

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@Akir_a997 This ironically cheered me up for never getting any social contact or interest from anyone

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@6cilm_ “Fuck you” - keep it simple

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@_ava_vtuber_ Yes but when she inevitably leaves I go years before another woman shows interest in me. So… I’m at the point of not trying anymore and probably won’t get one again. I’m only thirty

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@KameronBennett It’s a common marketing tactic actually. Oh wait, is that what this is? Am i being advertised to right now?

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@shitmonster3000 That’s hot

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@Wildvidz_ Despite it being likely staged, it’s a good PSA for how to help a sister out

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@Eldonchorizo_ I pre ordered mine today haha! Please don’t hurt me Mr Miyamoto 😳