Florida Mutt

I live in a swamp. It's amazing.

[Florida Mutt @FLMutt]

Battle trophies.

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@XV20_Camry @bestofbreakin Never ask a woman her age, or a man his salary, or a libertarian what he thinks the age of consent should be.

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@Saiyaham @onedarkhorse_ Fear of divorce-rape.

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@kylas610 Plastic tools?

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@FrantizekPaul @PerryALPHA He deserved it.

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@0Xmelex @mtpollack @jscampbell92 @GMIgorSmirnov Bd5, Rf7, where's the win?

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@CenturionBmk2 @found_it_funny A normal projectile could be stopped the way Neo stops bullets in the Matrix?

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@The_Reaper1000 Learn the scotch gambit. You get to sack on f7 like 1/4 of the games. It's just opening prep but you get the !! every time.

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@chesscom Capturing the King. You can now blunder your King, and situations that would otherwise be a stalemate now result in you being forced to move your King into danger where it will be captured on the next move. You win by capturing the opponents King.

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@Beyond_Scarcity @PalmerLuckey Pretty sure Trump would have kept taking too after getting shot if SS hadn't dragged him away.

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@DuckBurger4 The new ones are supposed to be reusable. This makes them a lot more complicated. They can easily make disposable rockets much more reliable than 50's rockets. They cannot yet make reusable rockets that reliable.

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@voidpires Yes. You're insane. Imagine being in someone else's house and thinking that you don't have to follow their rules because they're not your parents.
"Authority doesn't exist when my parents aren't around. No other adults can be in charge."

Insanity.

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@myautobots @lorahmoe I assume my children's time is my time. I also assume my food is their food.

Should we all stop making assumptions?

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@TannerBuilds Have you ever seen an electrician try to patch drywall?

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@PoltFan69 "We're gonna hit it with some WD40 and see if that works."

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@mrrasmulan The new hire, still within the 90 day probationary period, was terminated immediately.

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@Lord_RFirgens @franknfart @Breaking911 So if you discipline your children effectively enough to deter them from misbehaving, you go to jail. If you fail to discipline your children effectively enough to deter them from misbehaving, you go to jail. Got it.

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@Laxmikant9695 @ismanewells He died 2 days later. At this point in the video, the injury that killed him had already happened. He had already been killed. He was a "dead man walking."

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@UnRandomen0lj @ismanewells You must not be familiar with the phrase "dead man walking."

The injury that killed him had already happened. It took him 2 more days to die, but he had already been killed. He was a "dead man walking."

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@scotchscotchzz Am I doing it right?

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@shahbazbabbarpk @xxChessMaster Ok, so you have a Queen on c8 and the black pawn on b2 ready to promote. Now what?