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[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

this is adorable

[YOUNG O.G. 🇵🇦 @SNEAKERFANDAN]

Homer Simpson’s shoes

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Megan Thee Stallion beat her so bad she become a republican

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar”

me at the bar:

[mega bell enjoyer @METAL_MAN038]

President of the gun country: I don't like that he had a gun

[me irl @me_when_irl]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

New Yorkers voting Zohran after reading this:

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Now that Dick Cheney is dead I can finally re-register as an organ donor.

[ivy @divinedramedy]

me liking every tweet celebrating mamdani’s win even though i’m not a new yorker

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

New York City you have shocked the world by voting for a normal guy instead of a deranged pervert

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

This is genuinely insane. I mean, just worryingly divorced from any reality. How desperate are people to believe this nonsense?

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

housing crisis solved on day 1

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[Debra Dennis Humphreys @debradennis907]

The Irish, of course, famous throughout the world for their quiet nights in

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".