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[Daniel @growing_daniel]

I've known a few girls who have been suddenly "dumped" by their best friend in jarring ways and its one of the oddest aspects of female relationships

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

That looks suspiciously like conspiracy to commit public nuisance to me

[David Preece @davidpreece12]

It’s ok, people will get out of their cars and forcibly remove them because ambulances might need to get through. That’s right isn’t it?

[. — @4sakenuser]

I’m the unemployed friend with mysterious sources of income asking the groupchat for 2025 Japan trip

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @elio_ourania]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

we’re like na na na then we’re like yeah yeah yeah always like na na na then we’re like yeah yeah yeah https://t.co/PTOAoitsEY

[milward @theskylinson]

once a directioner, always a directioner

[micha 🦄🎀 @mewgami]

CLOCK IT.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

[mary🏒 @satoruxmillie]

for free actually

[🂱 @laylology]

casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

babe let me see your phone i wanna lose weight

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

If you're talking about outsiders invading a local community and destroying it, this is what it looks like. Coked up thugs on a day out. Zero care or consideration for what the people of Southport have been through and continue to go through

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[Young Georgie Spirit @GeorgieSpirit]

It's the weirdest thing, getting rid of the Tories after 14 years, and feeling nothing but despair.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

7 iconic scenes in television:

1) when the dog ate dan's donated heart in 'one tree hill

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

this is grim. there are ways of raising awareness of the horrors of borders, and particularly the tragedy of channel crossings, without crowdsurfing a dingy filled with dummies over a crowd of people who all paid £300 a pop to be there…