punished max

I was going to stink and die anyway vt philly

[go flyers AND hotspur @liluglymick]

Maybe if we all drank a little more oolong, we could all get along

[you @Taguvelli]

word on the street trump nonbinary

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit! I’ll fucking kill you!

[go flyers AND hotspur @liluglymick]

If the eagles dont get it right i am going to shoot myself with a loaded gun in the head

[78 Year Old And It Still Works @tom_on_here]

Benson Boone would blow the minds of every moron at the original Woodstock

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Anthony Bourdain is BACK this Saturday with a new episode of Parts Unknown: The Cheesecake Factory, Tampa, FL

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I wasn't anywhere near ozzy osbourne at all i have never ever saw him in person at all

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

[go flyers AND hotspur @liluglymick]

The chip is the cracker of the potato

[nard @avantnard]

american pope means it’s time to wage war on american protestants. let’s have a holy war in iowa

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I need to be in Mongolia

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

every time i see something like “CRAVE: high protein poptarts” at the store i understand why the taliban was doing all that

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

stunning case of lebanese uncle-maxxing

[Bill “FartSteve” Collins @fartdoublejump]

my dog bit a usps worker and they made us dye her blue

[sis exclusionary radical feminist @ryanb______]

This was the most beautiful thing I have seen this year so far

[punished max @floperateeth]

@arcteryxhaver Father forgive me for I will have sinned

[punished max @floperateeth]

I feel like him

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

i'm hungover due to the historical forces of dialectical materialism

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

Every place I go I leave with a vibe, everyone that meets me gets left with something Beautiful... Me just traversing this fuck up life of mine