Joe

I tweet an irritating mix of praise for Southampton FC and whingeing about the fucking Tories. If you follow me you probably don't enjoy it.

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

My least favourite way people have discussions on this site is pretending you "can't say" certain things and that they are somehow oppressed by people disagreeing them

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

Go on then, leave like you said you would

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@sianabradley Omg that's my nearest bus stop

....our parents just had bacon

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

This obsession with ‘working hard’ and ‘hard working families’ is depressingly Victorian. We live in an age of machines that can do all that stuff for us. People should be having more diverse and more fulfilled lives, not grinding away until they die.

[BrianMier @BrianMteleSUR]

A big story in Brazil that is being ignored internationally involves SP gubernatorial candidate/Bolsonaro ally Tarcísio Freitas staging a fake assassination attempt during a campaign event in a favela, with one of his staff murdering an unarmed man as he rode by on his motorcycle

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@TheSaintsCha I think it was Obafemi's time to go. Wasn't working out for him. Adam Armstrong, for his faults, is at least a perfect professional. And he's got a really solid injury record

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

@oneunderscore__

[Agathe de Canson @agathe_decanson]

My day so far
8am: It’s going to be 21C today
9am: I cycle past a heavily policed Just Stop Oil protest
10am: Shell confirms it paid no tax on North Sea oil this quarter
12pm: UN predicts 2.5C global heating & catastrophic extreme weather
4pm: Rishi Sunak will not attend COP27

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

sure laugh at zuckerberg's stock crash but remember that in five years he's gonna own your eyeballs and pause the ads every time you blink

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@UrbanWordsmith They are both sometimes used as dogwhistles

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@SFCMikeKavs Under Gerrard, who froze him out, we might have had a sniff. But he just scored twice last weekend and I can't imagine Emery is going to sanction the sale of his best striker one month into the job

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@alex_bailey92 Definitely the latter

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

Think this is positive for our chances od keeping Lavia this summer as he'll only be someone's backup option

If City get Bellingham, even better as it makes a future buyback less likely

#saintsfc

[Konstantinos (Kostas) Lianos @LianosKostas]

Bidding war over Borussia Dortmund star Jude Bellingham heats up with Manchester United, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Manchester City and Liverpool keeping tabs #CFC #MUFC
More below 👇

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

NEW: Arriva bus drivers in Kent have won a 14% pay rise following six days of industrial action in September.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

5 out of the 12 founding members of the proposed 'Super League' will be playing Europa League football (at best) for the rest of this season

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@JoshFwd Austerity first.

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

So as long as you don't be yourself it's fine to enjoy the football

[Theo Usherwood @theousherwood]

🚨🚨🚨Foreign Secretary James Cleverly on LGBT football fans travelling to the World Cup in Qatar.

"One of the things I'd say to football fans is please do be respectful of the host nation.

"They're trying to ensure that people can be themselves and enjoy the football...

[Joe @floppy_donkeys]

@ArchersRoadEnd I find it quite disheartening to watch

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Sounds like QAnon style radicalisation to me

[Ellie Reeves @elliereeves]

When I visited Qatar 8 years ago to see the terrible conditions migrant workers faced, I got stopped by the police for being out for a walk without my husband.

We should always stand up for equality.

The Foreign Secretary’s comments are tone deaf. https://t.co/mDsLXxGN2X