Shaun Smith

Born, bread and buttered in Nofo, VA; joined the Army; ended up in Best Virginia (not a typo).

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

This is what it looks like to get killed by @FB_Makeouthill in a custom Fortnite match. How dare you MOH!! She's only 11 years old.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@MontrealHicham @realDonaldTrump All these people saying you made a ficticious graph. This is my YTD Robinhood, and I use Pelosi-Tracker through Autopilot.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@BENBULLS8 @KathleenWinche3 Just think of the stories he told his family when he got home. Such a hero. 🤣

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

There's a perfectly rationale explanation for this, right? @elonmusk @DOGE
https://t.co/klnigcCj6T

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@TrumpDailyPosts No civilian casualties, right? No need to create more anti-American sentiment in the world.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@joehendry Joe Hendry can appear in a video game, but he couldn't appear on the #jerichocruise ?

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@nic_carter Motorcycle using a carburetor.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@BreannaMorello I'd argue for the #FairTax first, but flat is better than this sliding scale.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@feb2ndday @DefiyantlyFree Do you mean they engaged in anąl sex̌? Or, is that a personality descriptor?

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@elonmusk Crony capitalism used to take place in back rooms out of the public eye. We're just doing it out in the open now?

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@elonmusk That's an odd way to admit that you don't know the difference between purchase cards and travel cards as well as different fund control points.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@WORLDSTAR Layne Staley, be it Alice in Chains or Mad Season.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@CrazyVibes_1 @DOGE You forgot about lavish fish monitoring. Wait, let's check the script. Oh, it was larval fish monitoring. Orange Julius Ceasar can't read good.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@elonmusk Individuals need one credit card per fund control point. Different missions have different funding. This is why there are more cards than people. A little context goes a long way.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@theserfstv He also thinks there were researchers monitoring lavish fish. It's larval fish, but you can't change his mind now.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@habaplap @WorldHallOfFun @MarioNawfal Orange Julius Ceasar also called it lavish fish monitoring instead of larval fish monitoring.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@garyvee Cast Iron. There's nothing like cooking with a pan made over 100 years ago.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@_CalebSpeaks @WhiteHouse You realize that's only applicable in government agencies, right? Private businesses can do what they want. You can choose to not frequent those establishments.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@BasedMikeLee @elonmusk Different fund control points. This is pretty normal.

[Shaun Smith @flubujab]

@elonmusk That's an odd way to admit that you've made some behind closed doors deals with the current administration.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

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