> What an odd response. It hardly ever got such anger.
> It could fix this.
> It got off of him, sitting in front of him. It could be good, it could be obedient. Its tongue lolled out, waiting for another command.
@thesumeranlion > THIS IS AMAZING. BEST DAY EVER. IT LOOOVES GETTING PET FUCK YES.
> It always hungers. The offer to feed, to sacrifice to it, it was an offer it couldn't ignore.
> The dog immediately shoved its nose into his bag, looking for said pumpkin.
@9th_pantalone_@GODSEGMENT > The dog softly pants, waiting for their choices.
> It will always be here, waiting to play. Until the end of time itself.
@9th_pantalone_ Correct. You will not form any new contracts by stepping through the portal, and you may leave at any time.
However, it is his choice whether he wishes to leave with you or not.
@thesumeranlion > This was WAY better. Wow. Attention. It LOOOVES attention.
> It would take a moment to sniff about, before already pressing its head to his hand. Shockingly, there's no collar upon its being. No decoration, nothing to say it had an owner.
@9th_pantalone_ Unfortunately, that would be a breach of his contract.
> First come first serve. Such was its policy.
This is the best I can do. It is a compromise. I do hope you can understand.
@9th_pantalone_ Very well.
> An easy bargain, paid for in advance. A portal would open up beside them, revealing him... playing catch? With the same dog, no less.
He is preoccupied. He wishes to stay in this moment, for now. He belongs there. I do not believe there is anything stopping you-
@9th_pantalone_ > FUCK YES FUCK YES IT'S SOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW ITS TAIL IS WAGGING SO FAST.
Thank you. This will not be forgotten. Do not fret either, I am endless.
Though I must ask... what is your greatest wish?
> Depending on what it was, it might need more. It had to see what it was first.
@9th_pantalone_ Yesyesyesyesyesyes.
> A chorus of ' yes ' from the multitude of jaws. This was a fair trade. A good deal. A better opportunity will arise later, when it can figure out how to make a proposal.
> The sludge just feels... smooth. The texture isn't bad, just foreign.
@9th_pantalone_ Extremely.
> It could just have a humanoid form. But it liked being a dog. Dogs were cute to mortals. Why couldn't it be one?
> Oh no it's pressing its head against him- except. The sludge doesn't actually feel like sludge. Nor does it seep into his clothes.
Please. Just once.
@9th_pantalone_ > Whine... ew it's melting ew ew ew
I cannot write. I only wish to be pet.
> Sad wet eyes. This would likely be far more convincing in its disguise.