PottyTrainingFlusher

The First-Ever tool that prevents toddlers from causing flushing disasters while keeping the toilet open for potty training independence.

[Steve Greenberg @stevetv]

The #Gadget #GameShow is #Virtual again.
DO YOU KNOW THIS MYSTERY GADGET?
Here’s a HINT—it’s a #Bathroom gadget.
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[OMG Parenting @OParenting]

Wow! Beautiful. #piano #teenmusicians #teencomposers

[PottyTrainingFlusher @flushstop]

@OParenting Love it @art_tracks1 ! I wonder what a Magritte would sound like…

[PottyTrainingFlusher @flushstop]

@jsinsheim @ManuscriptWList @kkhendin https://t.co/TzhszPUQDf

[PottyTrainingFlusher @flushstop]

#flushstopsaves your pipes. This doggie treat cost Zach's parent's… https://t.co/9AresVYHPU

[PottyTrainingFlusher @flushstop]

FlushStop prevents plumbing disasters and repetitive flushing, and… https://t.co/IoAEGcoYSb

[PottyTrainingFlusher @flushstop]

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[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

They should just make playgrounds out of living room furniture.

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

"I just want to drink my coffee and not clean pee off the couch today," I tell my husband. It was then I realized I set my goals too high.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

If this $0.40 off of Hood sour cream coupon doesn't drastically change my life, I'm not sure what my next step will be.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I grabbed the right Tupperware lid on the first try, and honestly, I've never felt more drunk with power.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

Tenderly hands you back your baby, "It shit."

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

My 5 year old just asked me to make him a bowl of spinach. Anyway. The exorcism is scheduled for this afternoon.

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

*kids walking

Me: Come on, boys! We have to hurry!

Kids: Okay!

*continue walking at exactly the same pace

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[calls my sister while babysitting her kids] are they allowed to smoke inside

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

I've never been on a Seal team, but I have smuggled my kid's old artwork to the recycling bin without him noticing.

[DΛVID @_davidlucas_]

*Hires skywriter*

NO YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Me: Who needs adult conversation when I have you?

My 2YO: *squeezing the juice out of a grape* look mommy, the grape is peeing on the floor

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Friend: *hands me her baby*
Me: Oh, no thanks. I'm not really a "kid person"
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Don't you have like three of them?