Francisco Melli

I keep things cool at Apple.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

32.6 TRILLION gallons of water fell on California during the last 3 weeks as the state was slammed by a train of atmospheric rivers.

[Dan Brennan @ripplepig]

@brittontaylor Next door is more entertaining if you think it's written by local dogs.

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!?!

I SAW A PERSON WALKING!!

WHEN ARE THEY COMING FOR GARBAGE CANS!!

THERE IS A CAT LOOSE!!

[Erin Bow @erinbowbooks]

I just read -- in the book SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Jess Hill -- about the incident in Stockholm for which Stockholm Syndrome is named, and I am royally pissed off on behalf of all women, buckle up.

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@brianschatz I have a 4 month old so the original version of your tweet makes more sense

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

On January 6, 2021, Josh Hawley showed us he’s a fraud and a coward.

Missourians deserve a U.S. Senator who’s willing to stand and fight. That’s why I’ve decided to take him on.

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@joshtpm https://t.co/4vjQpakYO0

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@drwave I did this before it hit, then took the dog for a final walk. Except I should have left 5 minutes earlier.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

OMG https://t.co/2GDhaB73Sw

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@JasonKander no more homework!

[Juliegrace Brufke @juliegraceb]

Gaetz sent a letter to the Architect of the Capitol questioning why McCarthy is allowed to occupy the Speaker’s office.

[Rep. Tony Cárdenas @RepCardenas]

This baby was born on the first round of votes. He’s now 4 months old 👶🏻

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@hotlapmode Hamilton in Brazil 2021?

[Francisco Melli @fmelli]

@zeynep thoughts on personal air purifiers? Thinking about how best to protect my infant who can’t wear a mask on a flight (in addition to getting vaxxed at 6 months)

[Seth Trueger @MDaware]

this is like someone ran into the room, out of breath, and frantically announces whats happening

[Cassandra Jaramillo @cassandrajar]

Dogged reporting here that pulls the curtain back on the junk science of 911 call analysis that prosecutors and police around the country have used to convict people of crimes.

A must read piece by @BrettMmurphy

https://t.co/5OzP5VP1by

[Senator Brian Schatz @SenBrianSchatz]

We need to legalize housing – and that starts with government changing its mentality from constraining the supply of housing to incentivizing it. A new $85M grant program in this year’s approps bill, based on my Yes In My Backyard (YIMBY) Act, will help us get on the right track.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

finally something good out of florida: a dominatrix group showed up to a fort lauderdale city hall meeting and demanded a tax payer funded sex dungeon

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to Argentina and to the GOAT, Lionel Messi, for an amazing World Cup victory.