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And the home of the brave.

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Has Obama shown his birth certificate yet?

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

Is 'bipolar' where you're a bisexual polarbear?

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Fuck you, & fuck your face.

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Options a plastic surgeon should never give: Paper or plastic.

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Watching Saturday morning cartoons, then going to work because I'm a fucking adult.

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@ReverendGhost Thanks bud! @mrlady @77StephanieG77 @temptingHumor @DaeCoon @GAYK47 @ReDHeaDeDTaRT @ANGRYSAM @Cynner777 @LzyShtOut

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@MekaylasMoody Thanks love!

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@ReverendGhost Yes. When I'm Canada.

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I'll tweet that last one again when I'm, "twitter cool."

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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

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This facebook shit is getting old pretty fucking fast.

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Happy 4th!! Shit, I missed it again.

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If Katie needs a new Holmes to crash at, she can always stay at my place.

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My first tweet. Hope you bitches enjoy.