Bassist

Husband. Dad. Adult human male (man). Bass player. Constitutional Conservative. Proud dog grandpa. 🇺🇸 #1A #2A #4A

[Bassist @focus_bofus]

Sleepy Joe - a haiku:

Sleepy Joe mumbles,
Pudding oozing down worn chin.
Time for fresh diaper.

[Bassist @focus_bofus]

Check out Rare Hohner Highlander harmonica A/D - tremolo echo harp - Highland pipe tuning https://t.co/iKNkqhGGBu #eBay via @eBay

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@GigaBasedDad @LibertyCappy You may refer to me as MilkDudius

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@cdnrefugee A sad day here in the USA

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@GigaBasedDad Don't threaten me with a good time

[Jonny Paradise @plantparadise7]

Joel Salatin on restoring American agriculture:

"We need a food emancipation proclamation so that farmers can sell to their neighbors without asking the government's permission."

"That’s the answer to urban food deserts."
"It’s the answer to everything."
"It doesn’t take a dime of taxpayer money."

"It doesn’t take a government agency—only the unleashing of liberty and freedom in the food system."

"You shouldn’t have to ask the government’s permission to sell a bowl of tomato soup to your neighbor. That should not require a government position."

"What we need is to unleash the American entrepreneurial spirit and let us interact in food transactions without asking the nanny state for permission."

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@JustineBateman Masterful!

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@EdministerShara @Starlink I've been on it for about 3 years and this is the first real outage of note. I think it briefly dropped once, in the first year. It has been absolutely fantastic otherwise.

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@RohrerA88704 @PadmaC18 @MatrixMysteries And don't forget building 7 falling at the same near-freefall speed as the twin towers, without being struck by an aircraft. These buildings were demolished.

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@TaraBull808 No

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Never thought I would see climate change activists burn up electric cars and switch to gas cars...

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@Catheri45710986 @YouTube Long Train Running!

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@catturd2 They make medicine for that, I think

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

👀 Top 9 BRUTAL comebacks and violations that will trigger some snowflakes.

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@stclairashley Can't hide pork in single-subject bills.

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@Blessed_Patriot @IanJaeger29 The piggies can't hide all their pork in single-subject bills, though. 🐽🐷🐖

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@Rothmus Unidentified aunt from the Munsters

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@trumplicans2024 Washington, DC?

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@epictx @RandPaul Sounds great to me. The threat of a government shut-down isn't much of a threat. More like a gift.

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@atensnut There's no way she has a soul. You can't lie like that day in and day out with a straight face, otherwise.

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@atensnut He'll be giving lessons on how to sit prissy and talk like a sissy.