shadow - 2011 Remaster

uh oh!

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@glassjaws if snakes don't go there why is it snake shaped

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

this is gonna be so embarrassing when my hinge date performs a colonoscopy on me

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

Chronic use of which laxative causes this?

Healthy colon after laxative use.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Leonardo da Vinci's greatest paragraph

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@SwagParteyLover

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@GatorMacheteJr @activistJ741 nice, should be easy to hustle them then

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

girl i know that had a threesome with my boy in 2019 is posting about her 10 year anniversary with her bf

[EnphosianDestroyer211 @sherbetoz]

Crazy things are happening in glaggleland

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

what did john mayer mean by this

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@usutav great explanation, thank you

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

why is it correct to say "I've shot a gun" but not "I've a gun?"

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@GuzzleGuinness "medium ugly"

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

fender's pr team is so happy about the lego drama rn

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

gcs when you first open the dm tab

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@MeghanEMurphy The solution is to let him see other women

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

1 mousepower

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

>she’s an “environmentalist”
>she isn’t a nudist
>she hasn’t replaced her car tires with wooden wagon wheels

[shadow - 2011 Remaster @foidvoid]

@sweetcarolinatv Calling me sir makes me horny

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Stealing her number from valvoline to ask her out:
Death penalty

Stealing her number from a Stripe client data breach and having Indian men call her 30 times daily in an attempt to sell imaginary car insurance:
Subsidized by multiple US NGOs. Encouraged by all branches of govt

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

@agraybee Way more Ewoks should've been wiped out by the Stormtroopers' blasters in Return of the Jedi. Way more.