🤦 Fojas

Im a web developer

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

sadly we will be watching more than one film and we will be doing so in the following order

Tokyo Drift
Fast 5
The Fast & The Furious
(she has already left by now, but)
F9
Fast 7

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

As of today, I have lived 5% of my life in this pandemic.

[Amy Chantasirivisal @AmyChanta]

Once upon a time, I gave my resignation notice to my boss. During my transition, we actually had some productive feedback conversations, and he remarked, "This is great stuff, how come we didn't do this all the time?" Well, there were two reasons...

[VELVEETA @CheesyVelveeta]

IMPORTANT: IT'S JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE SONG "A THOUSAND MILES" IS NOT CERTIFIED GOLD. WHAT THE SHELL RIAA? AS LIQUID GOLD, WE DECLARE THAT THIS TRAVELSTY CANNOT STAND! #ATHOUSANDMILESGOLD

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

literally WHAT the FUCK IS music, how does it exist, how did we figure this out, how does it elicit emotion like that, what the fuccckkkk dude?? just some air bent this way and that?? sure dude go off i guess

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

This is ironic, right? What happened to the space lasers?

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Jewish lives matter.

So tell your terrorists buddies in Hamas to stop bombing them.

#JihadSquad

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

No more weapons to kill children and families @JoeBiden.
Enough.

https://t.co/QQcs2WYEhl

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

How were the children fighting?

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Boy, are you a ZIP file? Cuz there's A LOT to unpack here.

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

Read the room Raiders.

[Laurie @laurieontech]

The developers who seem to have all the answers?

They aren’t smarter than you.

They’ve just seen that before.

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

Neat graphic novel published by the CDC. https://t.co/M2RmAepryi via @CDCgov

[swm @sheathescholar]

now that I’m fully vaccinated, I just want you to know that I still won’t be able to make that thing because I don’t want to come.

[Nicole McLaughlin @nicolemclovin]

organized my sauces

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

I feel like I just wasted 16 hours of my life by watching Snyder’s Justice League.

[🤦 Fojas @fojasaurus]

There’s a lot of likes on this tweet and I’m super confused by it.