Johnson

Aspiring TV/Film writer (mainly animation) and Photographer

[Johnson @followjohnson]

@KSI Good luck mate, I’ve just been diagnosed with lung cancer, minded for a year cause it’s a rare type that doesn’t show in CT scans. We’ve all got our problems.

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Hey @Coral your new customer offer - can’t place a bet - the place bet button just refreshes. Mobile/app/desktop all the same.
Some offer!

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@GBNEWS as a manager, I won’t buy drinks, too risky when some idiot gets too drunk and you’re then to blame for whatever happens. An accident, inappropriate behaviour, etc. next thing they raise a case against you and company.

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@KITKAT You have to TYPE in the ridiculous code?? What year you in?
More chance if people can simply scan phone over it in store.

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Hey @Withings why can’t my app personalize my scale to always show kg?

It resets to lb+oz and is a pain in the ass to keep changing it back.

@AskWithings

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So my chef asst son is serving @JeremyClarkson at work in pub, won’t say where - but please give compliments to Oliver the chefs asst. when you’re done sir!
#DogsBollocks

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@elliecostelloTV on @GBNEWS reminds me of Private Benjamin today. Very nice.

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@MartinSLewis and @OctopusEnergy why are you solar quotes 3x more than any company I go direct to for a quote?
I love octopus, but this is a huge let down on trust.

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My son hates glasses, just turned 18, terrible worst eyes, only potential is permanent implanted contacts, at £10k it hurts that I can’t afford it.
I’m hoping the £4K i can afford put into $Tsla might pay for it - @elonmusk do your thing!

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Why is my feed full of Spanish memes? I’m English.

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@MetroUK my family has 3 accounts with you. We all just received very convincing phishing emails, personalized with our details.
Be aware!! #phishing
@actionfrauduk

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@MartinSLewis
Since switching my mortgage a year ago to Cumberland BS it no longer reports on my credit report. Is this bad? I’ve always paid my mortgage on time.
#MartinLewis @itvMLshow

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@OntheBeachUK help doesn’t exist. You can only report help online once logged in.
My issue is I am not receiving the validation email to login… so NO help at all!!

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@OntheBeachUK I’ve been waiting for email to setup account all day, made 3 re-requests. No email (not in spam). Help!

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@MartinSLewis by the time the #NetZeroScam pays off, the technology will be out of date. Tech is moving faster than governments.
It’s all about contracts for @Ed_Miliband mates.

@itvMLshow

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@GBNEWS @FloellaBenjamin
I used to write original kids TV but there is no way to get picked up. Channels are only interested in more of the same. Managers don’t hang around long enough to take risks, so stick with the format.

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@Keir_Starmer It’s already a crime though!?

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@virginmedia recommended to my new neighbour but they’ve been trying to get you to connect the house since last week with no luck.
Come on, step it up.

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@Keir_Starmer Against the will of the British people! Or so called leader will do whatever he’s told by other unelected leaders.

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@StellaArtoisUK
I am a very regular Stella drinker. I’ve got a box of cans here and the taste is awful. Opened a second cab and it’s the same.
Could this be a bad batch?
BB is Nov25