Mike Kuria

Financial crime
Digital Forensics
Irregular Warfare
GRIM threats (Guerilla Revolutionary Insurgency Militia)
Logistics

ADFA Oz | Bar-Ilan | Holy Sophia | Moi

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ReutersAfrica That's what status quo means. It's right there in the ruling.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

Translated: Politocslly comnected mafias that had been inporting fuel from themselves for decades tried to manipulate market prices and undercut Dangote temporarily so that they could then jack up the prices when the refinery failed. The courts rejected that and ruled that the requirement no fuel be imported as long as there is domestically produced fuel was valid".

The Tanzanian goons will go back to Tanzania. Tell them that.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@Santagrea @realpillnuke @AlagaLondon @adeshina_cheryf @da_Reyyy @AKakanfo No,actually, I was there to help you cowards with Boko Haraam. You'd see them and run. I remember at the time in Mubi, the Nigerian army ran all the way to Yaounde, Cameroon

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ally_yarrow @Godwin_kipyegon The Portuguese were here before. They must be natives. The Italians were in Kismayu befire the Ogaden, are they natives? Please spare me that Somali brilliance. The 69 IQ is just too much.

Let's discuss camels. Which type is better? Are the ones from Siinka-Dher any better?

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@HassanMo1305 @ahmednasirlaw @taibalitaib I might be all that but at least I am not Somali.

Abaha was

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@Bernard53322619 @Mide_xrj @AKakanfo Indeed effortlessly. That's talent. How does the goatskin soup taste?

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ArapTaharqa @victor_mapunga Every coastal dweller is a squatter unless their Arab Omani ancestor recorded the title in 1928

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@Duke_Moseti @ntvkenya What political muscle? Duale got 7k votes in 2022.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ArapTaharqa @victor_mapunga Whether a case is weak or not is a judicial outcome. There is however no need for a case. This can be handled and should have been handled early.

Listen, if you follow the current gang in their arrogance you will never get anything done.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ally_yarrow @Godwin_kipyegon I am sure if you check you will find the "natives" i.e. Bajuni are actually from Yemen and Oman while others even came from Malaysia. The rest came from Congo.

Or you can adopt the civilised idea that Kenyans are native to Kenya.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

You see, the thing is, Ikemefuna: I can only respond to you in the language that you indicate you understand. That's just being polite. It would be rather rude to respond toi you in Japanese.

If you signal that you understand aggression, I've got it in plenty. If you want rudeness, shouting, insults, put-downs... my inventory is infinite. But if you want to be reasonable, I am fluent in that too. You just choose.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@BoardLotSultan The only shares I am going to buy throughout the next decade.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

That there MUST be meaningful, prompt, real public participation and that an Environmental Impact Assessment MUST be done before anything is built is a basic fact of Kenyan law that even my dog is aware of.

Maybe Dangote needs better lawyers? Preferably Kenyan lawyers smarter than my pet?

These are easy things to do. They take 3 weeks even.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@realpillnuke @AKakanfo I am sure to you he is as close to a genius as Nigeria is ever going to get.

Nonetheless, everyone in Kenya must follow the law. No exceptions. Even Tinubu would have to satisfy a medical officer that he is alive first.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@realpillnuke @AKakanfo What future? Your president was alive in the dinosaur era and you are talking about future? Is it the bronze age?

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@Mide_xrj @AKakanfo I can almost hear you saying this. " You hov deviated from dis broda point-ooo, Read to cotext-ooo. Kenyons dey smortta dan dis"

Just get lost, Elechi Amadi.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

I think the project is immensely important, I support it, I love business (do quite a bit myself) but these are all foreseeable problems especially because land at the Kenyan coast is communal land. He needs a lawyer, not politicians.

Just like bloody engage with what's here npot what you saw on Tictac. Don't even know what that is.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@ahmednasirlaw @taibalitaib Ethiopia is awesome and as the oldest Christian state on earth that crushed Somalia in 1977 permanently extinguishing the Somali state, your motives are quite transparent.

Seethe harder.

[Mike Kuria @ForensicsKuria]

@nifemi_os @DaveSoloFx @AKakanfo How many snails have you eaten this morning, Folasade?