William Halley

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@amyschumer That's a wierd list of baby names. #Ygisdryll

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@DukeDirtyWork @andrewshamlet @noneyaknow @ChrispLMarshall @ericweinstein #UnindictedCoConspirator

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Everyone together now: Retweet this if you think @realDonaldTrump should resign today. #TrumpResign

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@Mikel_Jollett #Agree

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@billmaher Yeah, Bill, everybody can scream crazy shit on the street corner, but no one is obligated to rent them a soapbox or a megaphone. #FigureOutTheFirst

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@stealthygeek He may nuke North Korea. #NoFailsafe

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@YourAnonNews I guess that would include YourAnonNews #SauceForTheGoose

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@stephanpastis #LowBar

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@jen_cacho Thanks for the follow. Buckle up for a roller coaster of disappointment. #InsertHashtagHere

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@wpjenna @skorpyos #IncriminatingEvidence

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@TheNoahRing You better just pray the Government of Putin party makes it past early November. #DuncanHunter

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@FirecrackerKatt When they're a little behind? #InThroughTheOutDoor

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I am not a robot. #Mostly

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@swissmistress O.K., then. #HappiestCondolences

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@JoeyBenedetto5 @HillaryClinton What's it like being a bitch and a dick? #EffYou'seff

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@bjcolangelo @onlxn "Wrestling" is the American Idol of sports. #seriously?

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YoMemoSoFake it was drafted on a Magic Slate! #YoMemoJokes

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@beck A quality mannequin will never let you down. #HeadSansShoulders

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@POTUS You said, "The President is responsible..." #OwnIt