Jared Rosoff

making product of platforms. Roblox. ex-google (borg, kernel). ex-vmware (vsphere, tanzu). ex-mongodb. @[email protected]

[Jared Rosoff @forjared]

Mission critical apps make successful open source platforms https://t.co/Rxrf6F9Syi (by @forjared)

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@far33d @Surfinskatin Amazing! My first @archers_of show was at trinity college but I think it must have been in 1994 or 1995?

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@arungupta @mjasay ORMs forced people to create a class for every entity in that diagram. With MongoDB, you'd cut that in 1/10th, replacing all of those ORM classes with things. like maps and lists on a far smaller number of classes. The simplification of code was massive. 10x win.

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@arungupta @mjasay This image was from the same deck. I think this was Magento's schema for a product catalog entry or Oracle's model for a customer address. We'd routinely see people with relational data models like this where we could reduce the number of tables from 100s to 10.

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@mjasay @arungupta

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@mjasay @arungupta

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@mjasay @arungupta The analogy was a parking garage. In a relational parking garage, we disassemble your car, put your steering wheel in a bin of steering wheels etc. when you want to leave, we have to reassemble your car. In the Document parking garage, we leave you car intact; just park it.

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@mjasay @arungupta ha. i'm going through some of my archives and i came across this other slide which i think we can all agree is one of the greatest slides ever made.

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@lamw

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I’d love a bluesky invite if anybody’s got one!

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@mmullany @Google This isn’t fair to all of the other parts of slides that are also the worst.

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I see Elon got to the “Twilio” line item in their operating costs and asked why that bill was so high…

[morgan @CasualEffects]

More details on our generative AI features at Roblox, this time in Wired:

https://t.co/1PWipeXTvL

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@cswolf CTOaaS

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@AmandaBlev ❤️

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Today, our 11 yr old asked us what it was like in the 1900’s…

[Phillip Oakley @Phillip_Oakley]

Kellogg’s has hired a new SVP and Global CMO.

They’re focused on Raisin Bran awareness.

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@mikeroySoft @FreakyFwoof @VMwareFusion Is that a bug? I always thought you just existed in more dimensions than the rest of us or something…

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OH: the biggest thing missing from our house is a 100 yard long obstacle course between the kids room and ours.

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@NiranEC s/step/step up/

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@NiranEC Have you been to an enterprise infrastructure conference? Emotional detachment might be a step for many of the talks!