Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody

He feels sheer delight, smiling menacingly at their fright. The night death came to visit. | His badass Stud Muffin husband | Parody

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I don't doubt that.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I'd love that, yes.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I've missed you too.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I love you too, handsome.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

Happy anniversary, handsome.

@TasteMyFangs

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I love you too, handsome.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs Oh my.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs You? Certainly.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs Hello, darling.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I've missed you too.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I love you too, handsome.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs That I am.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs Cheers to that, I truly am.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

Happy 6th anniversary, @TasteMyFangs. No one drives me bonkers quite like you and I wouldn't want it any other way.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs That can be arranged.

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs Buzz Buzz Buzz

[Lorenzo Salvatore | Parody @ForlornWarrior]

@TasteMyFangs I'll be in the garden.