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Sweet dreams baby. Gen X, we're reasonable.

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"Did you get the potato salad? "

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@Budget Sent.

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Hey @Budget! Looks like I'm just another sucker given a deadly rental from Phoenix airport. Wanna talk?

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Lying is somewhat more complex than telling the truth, especially under the influence of a sedative-hypnotic drug.

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If I were gypsy rose - and I am not - I might sit this one out.

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@FitbitSupport

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@FitbitSupport

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"I'm drowning in the unimportant. Other than that everything's fine."

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"It occurred to me then that half the confusion in the world comes from not knowing how little we need."

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"All the same, it was surely a sign of calamity that the most troubled sister was now holding things together."

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"if you can drive a Cadillac why can't you take better care of her. You know?"

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Kilauea erupting: ‘There’s red lava all over the floor’

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She thanked police for their efforts in trying to locate her husband, who was in her closet

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Jordan, who escaped when she was 17, was asked about her normal day in an interview with Elle and replied: 'I usually cry'.

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Rob, who is not an actual pirate, admits he does bury some of his possessions around the island, to keep them from being stolen or damaged by the elements.

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@BillboardChris You reached him. One plus one plus one....

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@rewod https://t.co/1tfn98xz9U

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"You can see it from space" is the new "it's worse because it's Christmas"

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@RatherBeHidden @LostTransport @GoodLawProject You just don't get it do you?

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You know I was thinking. If I were to get another tattoo, which I wouldn't, I'd get a tiny little red Corvette.

For Prince.

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"let's be real. Who has the time to clean an hour or two a week?" - the other stupid ad for Swiffer