mica

Lesbian Carrie Bradshaw and sandwich enthusiast

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[Maia @maiamindel]

doing anything in public is considered performative because public life is just a wasteland now, it's a content mine for online posts

[𝜗ৎ @minvaute]

the concept of connor storrie and marcello hernández doing a skit together on snl in 4 days

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

coming up!

[mack ⚢ @bookishlesbians]

amazing things happening on hr edit tiktok right now

[mica @foundWunderland]

When ur roommate has a cold and won't stop sniffling: girl I'm bored lets go blow our noses

[mica @foundWunderland]

@lonesomebarns wait... I need the link

[mica @foundWunderland]

just told my roommate I did butt stuff in the gym... I meant I worked out my glutes

[mica @foundWunderland]

My Dan Howell wig is in the mail rn for halloween... this means something

[Chloe @royalsdnp]

‘phil was my safe space he was my first boyfriend’

[bug girl @buggirl]

can never kill myself cuz if someone finally robs the fuck out of the british museum i have got to be online that day

[mica @foundWunderland]

hacks was filming a block away from my apartment yesterday and I had no idea... kms

[sonacava @sonacavas]

“are you happy now?” ronan asked. “is this what you wanted?” #pynch #trc

[the raven cycle @_trcbot]

“Are you going to lock your shitbox?"
Adam said, “No point. Hooligans got in anyway.”
The hooligan in question smiled thinly.

[mica @foundWunderland]

first the mini crossword now Michael Longfellow... the world really is a cruel place