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A non-exhaustive list of brag phenotypes (humble or otherwise) that founders deploy on Twitter. Sometimes through instinct, other times through wit and cunning. Spread the word.

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RIP @fast.

@domm was one of the reasons this account ever took off

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doing my part to close the wage gap by identifying as a woman on #InternationalWomensDay ✊

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@nikitabier Bagel

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Zelensky: I will die for Ukraine
SF School Board: Hey that’s totally cool but it’s best to spell it Ukrainx

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history will remember retired shape rotator joe bidens (he/him) decision to sanction vladimir putin (he/them) as a bitch ass wordcel move given russia's (she/shem) rich history of axis rotation

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

It's crazy to think that a month ago I was just a software developer. And now I'm an expert on the Ukrainian military and probably the most important person on twitter

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@BroductManager @christineist @tszzl ally

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@BroductManager a m p l i f i e d

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@roeske @danielsinger @chamath I’m just profiting off of this crisis for twitter likes m’dude - it doesn’t have to make sense

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thousands of techbros wait with bated breath for @chamath to reveal which side of his line ukraine falls on to form an opinion...

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go to sf walgreens

grab a few things and walk out

employee asks me to pay wtf
tell employee to shove it

call 911 report for harassment

sfpd arrives arrests store manager chesa arrives wearing louis vuitton jumpsuit prosecutes random aisle worker

know your rights

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I’m a Chesa Boudin supporter, here is my daily routine:

7am: Wake up, put my ski mask and hoodie on. Dressed and ready for the day
7:30am: Hit Walgreens. We found a store still open and stole $750 of goods
8am: Hit our second Walgreens. Me and the boys took the cash register

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@BroductManager Naaaa

[Chesa Boudin @chesaboudin]

I'm outraged by the looting in Union Square last night. We are seeing similar crimes across the country. I have a simple message: don't bring that noise to our City.

Great work by SFPD.

Standby for felony charges.

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@chesaboudin

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@anothercohen @VCBrags Maybe it’s time to come out of retirement for a new Schlick

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Tiger Global, a brother to all

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Do VCs have an investing equivalent to being Eskimo Bros ?