fourseasonslandscaping

Donald Trump's cry baby place. This is not the official Twitter handle of Four Seasons Landscaping if you haven't figured it by now.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Okay Boomer

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We did offer ours if that helps.

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Alan Dershowitz made an appearance at the pillow thing?

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

So long as Rudy doesn't mess his hair dye this time

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Thanks Rudy

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We don't hire disbarred lawyers

[denvercoder @denvercoder]

@briantylercohen I hear that @fourseasonslan has a few openings.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We will provide a venue for free

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

I'd give Rudy $20 towards his legal fund if he'd do another press conference at the @fourseasonslan in the summer heat.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Yes we shall

[Jeremy @sitedenied]

@debrapbennett @mtgreenee Do not fret, I'm sure @fourseasonslan will soon be opening a location near you where Republicans can misrepresent to the public:

"Laughter is the best medicine, and we crack jokes about this all the time.”

We do too Michael Siravo, we do too.

https://t.co/AzxKqbJjET

[Babsplace @babsplace1]

@fourseasonslan

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

No

[Andrew Revkin 🌎 ✍🏼 🪕 ☮️ @Revkin]

I'm sure @fourseasonslan will happily host...

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We don't hire folks who lie on their resume.

[yolanda johnson @yjohnson105]

@what_will_happe @kayleighmcenany She will redeem herself while working at the @fourseasonslan as the front desk ckerk.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We only take up cleanup jobs. No fake colors.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Nope. Don't sell fake hair products.

[Patrick Suedezy @itsPsuedeyadig]

@RudyGiuliani you get that hair dye in the “spray on grass” section at @fourseasonslan?

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Technically @realDonaldTrump is also about this these days. Making stories.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

My calculator app just released a new feature???????

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

Aww sweetie. It's okay. We'll get you some ice cream.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We withdrew because we won!

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

We take a little bit more effort in fact checking before issuing affidavits, so no.

[✌🏽Letters+✌🏽Words Cheeky Bastard @2letters2words]

@JAHattaway Who is their affidavit from? A landscaper at @fourseasonslan ?

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

No it ain't. Ours is a variety that also kills unnecessary weeds. He used some no name brand that only talks but isn't effective.

[Kavya Sukumar @kavyaSukumar]

I think it is leftover manure from four seasons lawn care washing off

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

@imthesteve @realDonaldTrump No it ain't.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

@TimothyDooner Boomboclaat

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

@C0NN0R_J We don't give out our podiums to lost causes.

[fourseasonslandscaping @fourseasonslan]

@WiseLsbianGuide @Angry_Staffer You're welcome