chris cote

everyone’s has one thing. everyone is blessed with one special thing

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@OnlyInBOS

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@LocalDingus this tweet made to a Brad tromel post lmao

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@randy4O4 stay off the for you page for the next week these people got rocks in their head

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

csm ending was perfect. what more could you want

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@ManualBreethin @femaleweezerfan so here’s the thing:

True detective isn’t real
Jeffery Epstein is

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@ManualBreethin @onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan spend time with your loved ones, animals, plants, things that connect you to your to humanity

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@ManualBreethin @onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan hey man your profile doesn’t totally read like a burner account made to argue this exact point. Keep going

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

the light has gone out of my life

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

We regret to inform that Zelenogorsk has passed away. 🕊️🌈
Father of 35 Manuls. RIP Tailstepper 💔

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@femaleweezerfan People that are incapable of guilt usually have a good time

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@PallasGem

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@LocalDingus until someone builds an impossibler burger

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

idk who but someone saw Julia Gardner and said hey girl you got the worst hair we’ve ever seen on a woman. we’re gonna make you a star

[chris cote @fourth_uncle]

@faminotchainsaw probably the author that had a plan for all of this idk

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[nodding toward huge pile of Grinch salt on my passenger seat] You can just wipe that off

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Guy trying to fuck the grinch: yea i never liked christmas that much either tbh haha

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

cw// grinch

i just woke up. he took everything.