estus cycle

bad jokes, video games, poetry, copyediting. the messy middle chapter of every trilogy is my favorite one. | she/her

[estus cycle @foxeared]

you know what, I think I could look at goblin men and eat their goblin fruits and their evil gifts would not harm me. I'm built different.

[estus cycle @foxeared]

I think the jeans today are doing some work but also I think my deadlifting regime is finally paying real dividends in the ass department 😤

[estus cycle @foxeared]

how we doin, my beautiful bitches, I'm inebriated

[estus cycle @foxeared]

folks my bones hurt lol (after standing for about 8 hours yesterday, I walked three miles to get discount turkey today so I could make soup this weekend)

[estus cycle @foxeared]

geared the fuck up for cooking (apron and kitchen towel hanging from apron) - lfg

[estus cycle @foxeared]

geared the fuck up for cooking (apron and kitchen towel hanging from apron) - lfg

[estus cycle @foxeared]

I need someone to talk me into getting either my conch or my helix pierced (also to hold my hand while they do it)

[estus cycle @foxeared]

if more people show up for the opening act, I may hiss at them (they lack spiritual fortitude)

[estus cycle @foxeared]

finally at a show with a band apparently so esoteric that there was no door line and they closed half the venue bc not enough tickets were sold (dream scenario)

[estus cycle @foxeared]

mmm can't edit anymore without premium, fuck off emerald baron

[estus cycle @foxeared]

shout out ti the @bleatingheart DAO streams for keeping me sane while in the middle of a project that [redacted bc I'll get fired] and [redacted bc I'll get sued] 🙏

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me whispering in RFK's ear that the best way to make america healthy again is to end car dependency and build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods

[estus cycle @foxeared]

@missleylaha What a sweet little dirt!

[estus cycle @foxeared]

@missleylaha oh noooo, useless creatures 😭 I hope your eye isn't too beat up!

[estus cycle @foxeared]

every time I hear or read the name Ada Limón, I'm contractually obligated to read
American Pharaoh again, and it's a good one for today (and every day):
https://t.co/lVXF26ROmR

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

If they had a lick of sense and an ounce of bravery they would go scorched earth in these final months. Lost the presidency and the senate? Just do it. But I don’t think they have it in them.

[estus cycle @foxeared]

well, fuck

[estus cycle @foxeared]

microdosed and enacting my election-day finisher of "going to bed and hoping there's good news in the morning" - see you out there in the wasteland tomorrow, america 🫡

[estus cycle @foxeared]

@BlairBraverman I had just about accepted into my heart that you'd rebranded as a fine purveyor of used laptops (welcome back lol)

[Calder Moore @CalderMoore_]

The Lair Of The Dark Elf

[austin walker @austin_walker]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture