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[UtdMwas @UtdMwas]

Hope now you understand why he doesn't rate Manuel Ugarte😭�

[Ernest Nyakundi 🇰🇪 @ernest_nyakundi]

In 1902, a man was asked to choose a site for a mosque in Nairobi.

He pointed to a mosquito-infested swamp.

He said he saw a “Great City”.
But the British doubted him.

He was right.

Here's the story of JAMIA MOSQUE.

A thread. 🧵

[Santito @mosongo_]

@AokoOtieno_

[F.M. Muteti & Co. Advocates @FM_Law_KE]

Buying Land in Kenya? Don’t Make These Costly Mistakes!

Before you sign that sale agreement or send your hard-earned money—ask yourself: Have I done proper due diligence? 🧾

Whether you're buying land in Nairobi, Kitengela, Juja, Mombasa, Malindi, or anywhere across Kenya, due diligence is the #1 step to secure your investment and avoid legal land disputes.

Here’s a quick checklist for land and property buyers in Kenya:
✅ Conduct an official title search via Ardhisasa or the Ministry of Lands
✅ Physically inspect the plot and verify beacons with a licensed surveyor
✅ Check zoning, land use restrictions & approved development plans
✅ Confirm access roads, rights of way & environmental risks
✅ Ensure no family, succession, or squatter claims
✅ Review the seller’s title deed, ID, KRA PIN, and clearance certificates
✅ Engage a lawyer for a solid sale agreement and secure transfer
At F.M. Muteti & Co. Advocates, we assist local and diaspora clients to buy land in Kenya safely and legally. From title verification to land sale agreements, we walk with you every step of the way.
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[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Jeans hukuwa na hii trick of looking dirty when you want to wear them and looking clean when you want to wash them 😂

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

Who did this? 😂😂😂😂

[WMM @WMMartha]

HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR BABY'S SEX

Male sperm cells are either X or Y. Female egg cell is always X.

If X-Sperm cell meets the egg (X), baby will be Girl (XX). If Y-Sperm cell meets the egg (X), baby will be Boy (XY). You can select the sex of your baby.

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Retweet!

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[M.E.D.Z.A🌸 @Medza55]

Hello #Kot... I need 1k retweets nipate sound system pale @ShopMduka 😢just retweet don't even say anything.. Thanks in advance

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

Mimi napenda tu vile nikitaka kitu from a twitter business i know who to approach na wote hakuna mwenye ashaini con pesa, honest businesses

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[Evans Bett @iam_bett]

This is why you never sit on someone’s Rolls Royce 😂😂

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[NRA PARTY @NRAPARTY2]

Bet you can't watch this video once 😂😂😂 https://t.co/tQltnrOAFd

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[⁴⁴¹⁶ Joy❤️‍🔥 @JoyJMurraya]

Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

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[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Anyway every woman is bi, you just have to find out kama ni sexual or polar. Nairobi relationships ni 50/50, you pay for her nails, sisi tunagwara usiku kucha. Unampost, tunamhost. Unamsweet talk, tunamswitch talk. Umepata jiko ni sawa, lakini sisi ndio tunaweka kuni.

[Khaligraph Jones @KHALIGRAPH]

Big Shout To Prezzo , Gotta respect The OGs.#respectthogs

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

@KING__KALALA io design una emphasize on the word fvck😅😅..mpaka una bite your lips at the beginning 😂😂🔥🔥

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

Accuracy 😅😅

[20DaysofJune 🛸 @20daysofJune]

Me collecting what’s left of 2020 and still making it my year

[Tasha🌹 @Tashalizz1]

Guys, my neighbor does really amazing arts and I think he needs to blow up his customers pls retweet his customer might be in your timeline 👏🏽❤️

[_fozzy_ @fozzy009]

@Caleb_Waswa_ It is sextape hub.