Frank Fink

doing things @planetscale, prev. @github. views are mine, not that you asked for them.

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@samlambert better 💕

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@mscccc just don’t hit ⌘-R 🤐

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@samlambert @channel and you should, Sam

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

Sup

[PlanetScale @PlanetScale]

PlanetScale Insights now shows time-series metrics on a per-query pattern basis. See how the PlanetScale Engineering team used it to identify and troubleshoot a problematic query and reduce its latency from 15 minutes to just a few hundred milliseconds!
https://t.co/nhDpOTWTSY

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

Taking Twitter off read-only (however briefly 😬) because I’m thrilled to share that I’ve joined @planetscaledata, where I’ll be helping to build out world-class security and compliance programs! Ready for the new challenge and already so excited about what’s being built here 🚀

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@MFranzitta Is this a hypothetical? I can’t picture you in a grocery story

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

feeling meta

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@b_bald sorry this is twitter, we’re all sad here

you might be looking for iced coffee tik tok?

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

my company gave us Fridays off for the summer which has been great for my mental health but more than that, an absolute game changer for my ability to make a fun comment about the day of the week when kicking off a zoom

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

@planetscaledata @samlambert Congrats @samlambert!! 🎉🚀

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

do they honestly think we don’t all know this already?

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I want a podcast but I don’t have thoughts

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

I live for those few moments when you first open an article and the paywall modal hasn’t appeared yet

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

It’s cute seeing companies that got my contact info illegitimately write things like “sorry to see you go :( we’ll miss you! ❤️” on their unsubscribe pages

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

let’s see here

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

I am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 program manager

Looking for:

⚪️ some adventure
⚪️ true love
🔘 a time that works for both of us

[Frank Fink @fp_fink]

me saying sounds good to 20 things a day which, categorically, do not sound good to me