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Some Idiot
he/him
@[email protected]

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@FirstFiveReview Finally, the perfect image

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@Astro_Mike @azelinskie Dear Mike,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?

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@FreyaHolmer You can use a spatula to get the brims off, though inevitably you get marks over time. That said, with modern 3d printers, they're basically optional now

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@AstroKatie I took a vibrations course where the homework (typical problem-set fare) was graded as pass or fail, but in order to pass, you needed to get 100% of the homework correct, but you got unlimited revisions and the professor's comments. Not exactly what's described here, but similar.

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@FreyaHolmer Taste your food while you're cooking it. If it's bland, add salt or spice. It's also good to season throughout cooking, not just at the end. If you're not actively tasting the food to see if it's good, you have no reason to expect it to not be a bit bland.

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@cp wow they must've made it very difficult if it took you that long

[Genre Defining @Genre_Defining]

Is FIFA a fighting game?

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@cp the two-character handle is actually quite solid

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mastodon is kinda cool https://t.co/qJkVD0oGdf

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@denisesgeeses how do you know its unacceptable if you haven't tried it

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@yacobg42 Will you jump out of an airplane in your Kim Kitsuragi bomber jacket?

[Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. @hubermanlab]

Only vocal learning species can learn how to dance.

A surprising fact that I learned from my recent conversation with Dr. @ErichJarvis https://t.co/mgmMUSRFDQ

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@FreyaHolmer juice factory is short on red food dye

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@FreyaHolmer It's an ok area from the ground. It's got some of the best food in LA and the aerospace industry there is pretty large. Also, the set of songs set there is pretty large on account of Compton, especially if you're into 90s Hip Hop.

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@denisesgeeses officially Wisconsin

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@denisesgeeses get cheese curds

[Kyle Wiens @kwiens]

Sick Codes has jailbroken a John Deere, and this is just the beginning. Turns out our entire food system is built on outdated, unpatched Linux and Windows CE hardware with LTE modems.

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@cp oh dang does it do SCSI?

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

This looks like Theranos level fraud. The last 16 years of Alzheimer’s research looks to have been built on deliberately falsified data.

It’s why Alzheimer’s drugs have a 99% failure rate in trials. The thing they’re trying to fix isn’t the problem.

https://t.co/OgnFUC82IG

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@mittopotahis I remember you gave Jacob a shout-out after his first video, and I have been grateful for that every day since.