Dan Murphy

Investigator, usmc vet and Fiction MFA from @nyucwp, work in @WrathBT and @NationSwell

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

I’m worried that not enough people are aware that J Edgar Hoover is buried in a dog park

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@DAZNBoxing sup with the audio?

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@DKThomp Maybe it’s because everyone gets more than enough of other people on social media

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@WaraWeekRadioN1 @SIChrisMannix Lol Linares was a world champ who beat Luke Campbell and knocked down Loma. Not even close to a comparison

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@millennialxpat @sethharpesq Eh, considering three-seater e-bikes can start at like $9k, $8K for an actual car that’s more useful and less likely to be stolen sounds just right

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@isamutlib @DanRafael1 Benn didn’t even protest

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

While Trump dodged the draft, Robert Mueller volunteered for the Marines after graduating Princeton. He was awarded a Bronze Star with combat V, rescuing a wounded Marine while under fire. He was later shot in the thigh, awarded a Purple Heart, and returned to lead his platoon.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@BasedMikeLee Other than running its government?

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

We asked for a refund today, and your web of customer service chat agents gave us the run around, transferred us over and over, and never resolved the issue or agreed to reverse the charge.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@AskLyft On a ride from Greenwich Village to Brooklyn yesterday, your driver took us on an almost hour-long detour to Staten Island, and we were charged $125 for it.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

She was unqualified to be driving in NYC traffic and said “I’m scared” several times while being too afraid to change lanes properly, resulting in her taking us to Staten Island for no reason.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@AskLyft Your driver took us on an hour-long detour yesterday and charged us $125 for it.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

If links even work in this place anymore, check out my story published by Works Progress:
https://t.co/u6KWbQysXD

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

Who is paying you all to Tweet about Barbie and/or Oppenheimer?

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@curatorian First lobster tail I ever had was on base in Iraq. It was a little tough, honestly.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@AmericanGwyn @SamBuntz I always felt like No Country was more squarely calling the cultural and sexual revolution of the 60’s the beginning of America’s demise.

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@Darinstrauss There’s a reason it made the list twice!

[Dan Murphy @franklydmurphy]

@ESPNPlus first @DAZNBoxing doesn’t deliver a PPV and now this shaky stream from you, please fix this