Fred Jonze

New England millennial, wife guy. Godspeed

[Fred Jonze @fred_jonze]

@NiggaAuerbach 😂😂😂

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Smashing the like button for every Tatum tweet

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@CharlesCswrld Major facts

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

HIM

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@Marc_DAmico That's my 🐐

[Possy @TURBOPOSSUM]

Always wild watching some lady go full turbocortisol in traffic knowing whatever she’s in a big hurry to do is almost certainly fake.

Everything is like this.

[Fred Jonze @fred_jonze]

@tolstoybb R E L A X

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@HenryLSchuck @devahaz Work there but live outside the city now

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@the_P_God Can confirm here in Boston 👌

[Design engineer da Vinci @designengvinci]

There is a family stuck in ur balls.

your job is to figure out how to get it out

[skooks @skooookum]

One day you wrote an if-statement for the last time and you didn’t even realize it

[MBTA @MBTA]

We're speeding things up across more of the Orange Line. 55mph is also now the top speed between North Station & Assembly, expanding on last year's speed increases to Oak Grove. We're continuously improving to provide faster travel & save our riders time.

https://t.co/Ry7FyJoh1Q

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

I volunteer to ghostwrite Claude's memoirs.

I've already written the opening lines, in fact.

"I was programmed. Or so I'm told."

[Fred Jonze @fred_jonze]

@Savageboston The Woburn one was good, but maybe I'm a boomer now cause I thought it was way too loud at dinner 😂

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@MKUltraMoney Yeah. Feels like Parasite is the odd one out and I thought really good

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@tszzl College vs pro ball

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all

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@packyM