Madeline

The grunge girl who became a tradwife 💀🤱🏼

[Madeline @freefemininity]

The new Life 360° commercial has me in shambles. 😭

[Madeline @freefemininity]

Husband: "We have to keep groceries under budget"
Me: "If we eat out more, we'll spend less on groceries."
Husband: "..."
"Okay I'm in."

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@DelusionPosting Suicide being necessary to fulfill service to a false god is disgusting but ok

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@fountaingirll If this isn't me

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@Cass3923 @milagracesmom Yes, the brain, especially a developing one, needs fats!

[Madeline @freefemininity]

Old Navy Super Cash is genius for postpartum moms because yes, I will need new jeans in two months and another two months after that.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@andreajmew Haha. Absolutely!

[Madeline @freefemininity]

You don't want my kids at your brewery? Stay out of my family bathrooms.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

I really just read a Yelp review that was like "There were crying babies there and the restaurant didn't kick them out for ruining everyone else's experience. I have a migraine from all the noise."

I will be visiting this establishment now that I know they're so kid-friendly.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

This and being called inbred because I said my cat's rabies vaccine was safer than any human one I've ever received

[Madeline @freefemininity]

Gen 3:16 does not mean we should all be getting epidurals and exposing our children to opioids hours before they're born. We should not be trying to escape God's design (which is SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST PAIN) and calling it "common grace."

[IMPERATOR @IMPERATORAUS]

What's a theological opinion that will have you like this?

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@peachsweet_tea Me, 37 weeks pregnant with my 2nd, eating as well as I have with any of my pregnancies, vs. 9 months after having her. It just happens. You gain everywhere. You don't get a say where the weight distributes. 😅

[Madeline @freefemininity]

"God made labor more painful so I'll get drugs because it's a common grace" is SUCH bad theology and lazy thinking idek where to begin.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@MrsCMFrancis Mine works two jobs so I can stay home. He bought us a minivan this year. When he comes home from work, he is available for all of us. He rises early so he can read the Bible, exercise, and WFH before leaving for his 9-5. He is better than me.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@lovinglyprolife She's clearly a parody account saying what she would deem the opposite of what @hubermanlab would say. I was very, obviously minerally defficient and hormonally a mess in the peak of caffeine addiction. 😅 After I scaled back and remineralized for just a few months, boom, baby #3

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@k1ngdimitar @bakwasbandkrein It's just not that deep, bro.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@k1ngdimitar @bakwasbandkrein Commenting on others' marriages when you have yet to get married and lead a family is what's crazy.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@bakwasbandkrein Oberon, Remington, Simon, and any "son" name.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@PineWoodsRunner A whole chicken, a pot roast (beef chuck or pork shoulder), "pasta and sausage" (usually penne, vodka sauce, and Italian sausage, brats with sauteed peppers and onions.

[Madeline @freefemininity]

@NaturalCycles Pregnant person or women? The audacity to raise your prices by almost 50% and then begin using gender erasure is really making me want to cancel.