@SouthPark can you please do an episode about how Canada has already infiltrated many northern cities in the US as part of a plot to overthrow Mr. Garrison, and give people hybrid flappy heads while you're at it? #Rochester
@thephunion Walking to one of the sets at Magna with friends, telling them this stupid joke where I have to make loud whale noises, when out of the blue several random strangers join in on whale vocals, totally made the joke way funnier.
@AskPlayStation any idea why a friend and I cannot join one another's parties? Both Nat Type 2. Similar issue when trying to join game sessions together. These issues didn't exist 2 weeks ago.
@GetSpectrum your internet is a joke, having me pay for 100 down and I'm getting .28. Not 28. Point two eight. More than 300x slower than promised. You trying to compete with @comcast for the worst service ever? #highspeedmyass
@robdelaney My deepest condolences. When I joined Twitter you were one of the first voices that caught my attention. A truly funny, silly guy with solid ethics, a sweet beard, and who seemed to be genuinely good. You don't deserve this hurt.