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[Free Range 🙊 @freerangemonkey]

@AbbottCampaign I voted for the tree

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

omfg crying

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I spoke at Springfield Ohio as an official member of the JD VANCE campaign!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Hey, @elonmusk, assclown, "free speech absolutist," you just banned Ken Klippenstein for printing the amazingly boring JD Vance dossier like a "free speech absolutist" would

Take a break from eating pets or whatever you do for fun and man up, Mr Soft As Church Music, and #FreeKlippenstein

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Can I just step back for a second and say that it is RIDICULOUS that we live in a "democracy" where Kamala Harris is going to clearly, overwhelmingly, win the popular vote... and yet that doesn't matter in the slightest and everybody just blithely accepts that it doesn't matter.

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@SteveMapp @allgrungerock This is the correct answer.

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@CheriJacobus Apparently Gavin did not, in fact, have a thing for Stiffler’s mom.

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@JoJoFromJerz Is “leatherness” a word?

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@warrenbowman @ruthbenghiat Reading comprehension isn’t their strong suit.

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@smilingoutloud2 @patriottakes He’s prepping for the eclipse.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Wait sorry typo on that it was Donald Trump not Hunter Biden we regret the error https://t.co/6srNPUAktu

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@StephenKing Boo coo doo foo goo loo moo poo roo too woo zoo cuckoo igloo bamboo kangaroo tattoo taboo voodoo yahoo hullabaloo kazoo cockatoo

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@Sephro1 @TizzyEnt @SILEN_PHOTO He’s usually at the top of my timeline every time I open this app. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@moore971062 @blaireerskine @unhealthytruth LOOL

[Free Range 🙊 @freerangemonkey]

Good story but fuck the Epoch Times.

[The Epoch Times—Southern California @EpochSoCal]

Keanu Reeves Has A Message For China

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@greg16676935420 Otterpops

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@patriottakes It’s supposed to read “Truman Show” but the last letters ended up looking like assholes.

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LOLsagna

[LCC 💙 🍑 🐾 @gonewiththedogs]

@dartagnank @joerogan @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr I believe @MollyJongFast also offered to debate Rogan.