Since I watched My Little Pony more than ten years ago, I've completely lost interest in women. Instead, I get aroused the moment I see a pony—whether male or female makes no difference. I could accept fucking a stallion or being fucked by a stallion, but I still prefer mares.
*door slams*
Indy: listen kid I’m too drunk to drive this is on you
Short round: but doctor jones I can’t reach the accelerator
Indy: I made you wooden blocks at the bar take these strings too
Short round: okie dokie dr jones I’ll try my best
Indy: I love you short round