FRY

mayor of badassville

[Terence T. D’Arby Big Naturals @terencetoucher]

No amount of jojo fanart have yet to surpass this one in terms of levels of tuffness

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

absolutely obsessed with animals that ate red fruit and look like they’re covered in blood and gote

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone

[fruitdestroyingskank @HOSTACECONST]

*bang* VERITY *bang* ISN'T *bang* DIDDY!!! *bang*

[ll l @lll06154334348]

Since I watched My Little Pony more than ten years ago, I've completely lost interest in women. Instead, I get aroused the moment I see a pony—whether male or female makes no difference. I could accept fucking a stallion or being fucked by a stallion, but I still prefer mares.

[Evan @evanjmader]

they announce movies and then they make them and then they come out

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

i’d rather die than give you control

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

*door slams*

Indy: listen kid I’m too drunk to drive this is on you

Short round: but doctor jones I can’t reach the accelerator

Indy: I made you wooden blocks at the bar take these strings too

Short round: okie dokie dr jones I’ll try my best

Indy: I love you short round

[dexx @tiffnica]

has anyone encountered this? is this a new scam?

[Hal @Hal_Monitor]

I love you bryan resident evil

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

“bro you GOTTA hop on Better Call Saul it’s the peakest crime drama series ever”

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Mm...real cinnamon..

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

white people be likes whats your favorite ween album

[George W. Bush @vehiclist]

grown ass man watching "tyler and snowi"

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

this is farta

[jen @jeanhasjaundice]

absolute martian manhunter is absolutely peak <333

#absolutemartianmanhunter #amm @DenizCamp @javiercaster