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human disaster

[freya @freyabettyc]

@CrossCountryUK my delay repay request from the 24th July is still in progress- any idea why or how much longer I can expect to wait?

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[Mike West @camdenlight]

To make sure you meet at the right one, use the What3Swords app.

[Sky @SkyTheViking]

I didn't realize that this was the transition we were supposed to make.

I feel like a terrible parent for not knowing this.

[el 🪿 @capsbffel]

What was the temperature in that room

[freya @freyabettyc]

no crashout quite like when you have an outfit planned to wear but you CANT FIND ONE ITEM EVEB THOUGH YOURE CERTAIN YOU WASHED IT THE OTHER DAY

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

At one point in Frankenstein you're reading the story of a Turkish girl, told to a Frenchman, overheard by the monster, who's narrating it afterwards to Victor, who's recounting it to an English sea captain, who's writing it down in a letter to his sister

[The Battat Breeder @meepnesscombat]

what the fuck's going on in Game Changer

[Tallow Twins | Skincare @Tallowtwins]

Protein bar (brick of parmesan)

[IAN HYLAND @HylandIan]

Bosch?

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

ohhhhhhh he likes challengers because the tennis balls. okay. I thought they were saying the dog is gay.

[freya @freyabettyc]

It takes two to tandem

[freya @freyabettyc]

when I visited my boyfriends house for the first time and he already had the only kind of fork I use and I fell in love with him on the spot

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Cedar You @our_decay]

I like exercise names like “Romanian deadlift” or “Bulgarian split squat.” The addition of an Eastern European country adds a certain gravitas. I’m gonna invent something called the “Moldovan pushup”