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my most marketable skill is that i can quote the extended lotr movies word for word | neutral good | she/her | 26

[liv @fried_liver_]

I am seeing Attack of the Clones slander on the timeline and this is not something I can abide by.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

this isnt edited btw fein actually plays during the scene

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

enough about the worst song ever. let's talk about the best song ever, Laura Palmer’s Theme by Angelo Badalamenti

[Ryan Log @Rythelogman55]

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

[agos TROP PILLED!!!! @halbrandthinker]

it’s a brat #sauron summer!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

sometime i feel like frankstein monter

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

lorde & I would be a beautiful couple .. we could read creative nonfiction together ..

[heda ☆ @elvenrings]

i think they should meet and take a nap together

[charles @saintlycharles]

i told you so!!!

[:/ @theshapeburns]

“horror movies this year have been so weird surrounding birth!!” hmm i wonder what major historical event could’ve happened rather recently that would inspire artists to put birthing something evil without a choice to be reflected in art

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

five year plan:

-become one of the best minds of
my generation
-avoid being destroyed by madness

[SR Westvik 💍 @srwestvik]

#TROPspoilers ah yes. foreshadowing

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

brat summer is over. the time of the orc has come

[More 🇦🇷 @Hiccstrid_arg]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

"why didn't Sauron put one orc guard at the entrance to Mount Doom" because he could not comprehend someone destroying the ring instead of using it, you dumb asshole. you media-illiterate ass brain. why would you post that. I'm sending this to your boss. im getting you fired

[berry @sckberry]

🚨 BREAKING: JESUS CAME BACK IN A BEAUTIFUL DRESS