Aunt Voula

[Aunt Voula @frizzlebrain]

@NYCMayor resign!!

[Aunt Voula @frizzlebrain]

Official website https://t.co/sL4FmgH0HG
@rabalabaloo @sebhooker @LizzieCross @GunsPete @fvpblessed @suhmeeraah @BKHuff11 @DeeJay_Kaylee @ShelleyDArroyo @_p0lkad0ts_

[Aunt Voula @frizzlebrain]

When I was in high school, thin eyebrows & bodies were “in” now it’s thick brows&bodies. Sure this trend would’ve helped my crippling self esteem if it had been around ten years earlier, but the point is that style is always changing and you’ll never be good enough so why bother

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@kyliebeegood Y tho

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@geewillikers_

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@madbrownwoman Are you famous now? Will you get a blue check?

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I’ve worked out twice in the past 3 months so naturally I’m going to buy 10 new pairs of leggings because it’s all about commitment

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In terms of energy, I feel like big dick and long nails are pretty equivalent

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In my head I’m having a conversation with Stephan Colbert on Late Night about how challenging grad school was and how it was my passion until I stumbled upon my Oscar worthy role in this movie and my acting career really took off

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No one, not even the president of the United States, is above the law.

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How am I cold and perpetually sweating?

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@lsarsour ARABS 👏🏽 ARE 👏🏽 SEMITES👏🏽

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Lol remember that time Nixon also asked for an end to investigations? #SOTU

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Male privilege is being able to greet acquaintances with a handshake instead of debating hugging someone you barely know or waving at them when they’re 2 feet away from you like you’re Sims

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@roodielauren I mean it’s up to 4 likes so I’m trying to set up an audition tomorrow

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If I get more than 2 likes on a tweet, I think I’m hilarious and a shoo-in to be the next featuring on SNL

[the other 98% of milk @jacob_sorianooo]

What’s the bigger flex?
Rt for 64 box of crayolas
Like for AirPods

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

4 Black inmates were handcuffed to a table at the S. OH Correctional Facility to be stabbed by a white inmate, Greg Reinke, who said “I just felt like killing someone.”

He wasn’t prosecuted because he’s serving a life sentence. The prison denied that the guards set it up.

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The worst part of working out is that I’m not Beyoncé after 45 minutes

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Yo shoutout to the people who do their makeup on the train.