Himbo Baggins

(obama voice) ethereal bisexual

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

i’m a shopkeeper in a fantasy rpg, a cute little anthropomorphic rodent half the height of the protagonist. all the shops in other world zones are run by my siblings, you can tell us apart by minute details in our design. i’m at peace with my life, my place in the order of things

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

In russia doing research.

[Black Homer @GhettoHomer]

I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

@MensaInternatl have you heard of this kid? someone to watch…

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My old gym teacher on Facebook: Proud to announce the birth of my new grand baby. We love you Bander!😃

Me six beers deep in the comments: Been playin dodgeball like a mothafucka lately Coach G✌️

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.

[Bionicle Army @BionicleArmy]

@realDonaldTrump We're coming. Watch out.

[Rosewatta Stone @RosewattaStone]

Thermokarst #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: https://t.co/R3gfnvgOhE

[Redwall Feasts Bot @RedwallFeasts]

That elderberry wine looks nice 'n' cool. Pour me a beaker. Look at this, leek 'n' onion turnover, potato, mushroom, 'n' carrot pasty with herb gravy, apple crumble, an' a bowl of meadowcream. They certainly know 'ow t'feed us at this Abbey, mates!

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

the reviews are in: I’m built like Ice Spice

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

therapy today was literally me restating this tiktok for an hour straight and it worked I feel as powerful and inexorable as a force of nature

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

I miss the smell of chlorine

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

I think I have a weak pelvic floor :(

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

@ViveLaFrantz so sorry Jen. a(nother) decision they’ll come to regret

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

i think the best part of having a mustache is that about once a week some guy that i’ve never seen in my life will make eye contact with me then say, with utter sincerity, “damn. nice mustache dude”

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

Frederick William Van Duyne IV

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

jk rowling just added you to harry potter what is she naming u

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

one day instagram is going to remove the “send separately” feature without my noticing and it’s going to singlehandedly bring about my ruin

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

I use sublime to describe too many things

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

@mir_423 me when I delete the app and lose my chat history

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

inshallah Fuddruckers will outlive the American empire

[Himbo Baggins @frogdotedu]

the fact that I can’t take WGSS 459: Masculinity and Men’s Health because it’s during rugby practice is a little on the nose, don’t you think