Noel

Politics, food, cute pets/babies, parenting, She/Her #BayArea #Autism All dick pics are shown to my husband.

[Noel @Frogerta]

My 6yo just asked if 2 men can marry. Yes. Then who makes the baby? They adopt. Oh. Then she walked back to bed. That was easy.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The Flatulent Felon and his band of losers have really got my blood pressure up you all. Rather than take a nerve pill, I am choosing to activate Dark Thelma.

[Noel @Frogerta]

Did you know that the Log Cabin Republicans is a Conservative LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 group?

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

One exciting part of my son‘s graduation was when the fire started at the end of the ceremony.

[SILVERJET (Marc) @MR_SILVERJET]

Getting more than 1 like on my tweet 🤠

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

nothing like coming home on Friday night to find out your internet is dead and then learning that @TMobile Fiber can’t send a tech out until Monday (!) afternoon

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

🚨 History has been made. The impeachment papers against John Roberts are officially filed. Don't let Congress sweep this under the rug—flood their offices with this letter instantly:
👇
https://t.co/yrqb1AFXim

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[Shawn @BrisketBro70]

@AdamKinzinger

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

You can’t hurt me I used to wait in line behind people who were paying by check.

[Tamsyn Donner @teresas30569940]

@RossKneeDeep @Frogerta If it’s safe enough for him to attend crowded, disorganised public events like this he doesn’t need a golden dome to cower under does he?

[Roll the Dice @theRollDdice]

@calrussell13 @Frogerta @AesPolitics1 Yeah... Trump NEVER falls asleep in court, in the Oval Office, during meetings, while representing the U.S. overseas.
Adderall and 3AM rage tweeting are GOOD for you! /sarcasm

[Noel @Frogerta]

@theRollDdice @calrussell13 @AesPolitics1 One of his staff said this week that trump never sleeps on the airplane and wanders around looking for someone to talk to. You know who also doesn’t sleep and wanders at night, my dear stepmom who lives in a memory care facility. They think we are stupid. 😡

[Noel @Frogerta]

@truebluepixie @Mollyploofkins Really good point.

[Noel @Frogerta]

@ReacherSaidNoth @AesPolitics1 😂😂 Excellent

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Bombshell? Why is nobody in Congress talking about this unredacted Epstein file! This is a 2016 Presidential candidate who has emailed Jeffrey Epstein & says he got more votes in Iowa than Jeb Bush did.He also talks about scuba diving by little St.James.Rubio? EFTA02059919

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOOO, Nancy Pelosi does not have time for bullshit, folks.

Watch this fake reporter for "Mike Pillow man" get cooked for pushing debunked Jan 6th lies.

Woman: "You told me to shut up and..."
Pelosi: "And I'm telling you to shut up again."🔥🔥

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Katie Miller: “You don’t think it’s a problem that no one’s ever found tapes?”

Todd Blanche: “What tapes?

Miller: “This is mind blowing for me. For sure [Jeffrey Epstein] blackmailed.”

Blanche: “How do you know that?”

Miller: “Because other people who have seen cameras have said this.”

Blanche: “Who? I’m not aware of that. Like if you know something I don’t know, I would love to learn from you. Who said that?”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨TRUMP CAN’T LIFT HIS ARM?

HOLY SHIT: Trump’s voice sounds unusually weak, he appears to be slurring some of his words, and he barely raises his right arm throughout the clip.

He does not look well at all. Something is seriously wrong with him and we deserve to know the truth.