Turgid Frogswell

This deviation from your reality may be awkward, pretty, occasionally brutal, nice and sometimes simply refreshing. Welcome to the world of Turgid Frogswell...

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@JimCarrey Those aren't two mangos...

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@drjoelshulkin Watership Down or The Meg

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@elonmusk Best case yet for us not being in a simulation then...? Depending,of course, on your definition of intelligence and how you assess our behaviour as a species.

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@MichaelSpecks Gowron saw the hands were going to save them, save him... Ned's neck had snapped, celery-like, with upsetting ease. The burning light drew closer. Gowron, protected by the black radiation-absorbing arms, was pulled through their flesh to a room, full of weeping children.

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@jonronson @frankieboyle @Morris_Bits @JimCarrey @ronhoward_voice #makeithappen

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Of course, @jonronson is the missing element. Who's with me? Let's get Jon, @frankieboyle , @Morris_Bits and @JimCarrey in a room, maybe throw in @ronhoward_voice get them some funds and see what happens...

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@byMorganWright ...and writing.

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@byMorganWright Because... because... Well, because I am writing this, now... here. My goodness, I AM writing. I really am writing. here and now. On this page and off onto the next...bye...I have work to do.

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@realDonaldTrump Fake tunes

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@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump that's great. It's good to know solid, rest people like you are showing us evidence like pictures of stooges with corrupt disreputable people... Oh wait...

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Hey @ChrisMorrisBits @JimCarrey @Aiannucci you should also get @frankieboyle on board.

This is going to be great. So whose getting the tea and biscuits. Oh and someone should bring some notepads and pens!

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@elonmusk That's cool @elonmusk with a little tweaking you could stick the tech on a drone and use it to bring in asteroids for easy mining. Perhaps it could feed off the asteroid for the fuel needed to redirect travel rather than slow boring gravity tugs...urghhh.

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"You are now free to go." The men leave from the compound's rear, walking down a dusty Lebanese backroad to an awaiting car. As the grinning official holds the paper up to the cameras he proudly shows a confession signed by Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy. #lonesomepine @Aiannucci

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So, opening scene, two erudite Englishmen signing a confession to being sent by their government to stir unrest. The more senior one solemnly lifts the pen from paper handing it back to a grinning official.

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@ChrisMorrisBits @JimCarrey ...no really @ChrisMorrisBits and @JimCarrey , you guys should really have a chat and see what comes up (he says without having to do the work) perhaps drag in @Aiannucci to really get the pot stewing. Just a thought.....

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@ChrisMorrisBits @JimCarrey you two really should do something together. I think you could collaborate on some really insightful work.

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@byMorganWright As a writer of the minimalist persuasion I would have to refute that claim with an outrageously irrefutable and yet delicately worded response to underline my point; decorated and adorned by the purifying tomatoes of a thousand gutless critics...

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@elonmusk Try "Muke Nars" instead, I reckon it will be a big hit with freshman students...

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@CountDankulaTV Interesting interview. He was wrong about the EAW though. With most EU regulations and laws each MS can refuse to abide, subject to a fine. Mann could refuse consent to extradition and challenge the requesting authorities to provide sufficient evidence to the UK court.

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@byMorganWright The Coral Island - R M Ballentine. Not sure if it was the isolation of an island, the adventure, and self-reliance or just the escape from rainy days in North Wales. It wasn't the period racism.