"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.
these two kids at mcdonald’s asked me to buy them two crafted sodas and that shit ran me 8 canadian dollars like damn mormons ruining dollar drinks days what the hell
sometimes things happen at work that you wouldn’t even imagine in a sitcom about retail like actually it’s always more dramatic, insane and stupid than tv gets
@cmccarvs the thing with now is like who cares you’re gonna have a blast and no teenager online to tell you otherwise cause we’re all too grown to care other wise now 😭