purplelampshade

life on the couch

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@catherinetinker Yes, and?

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@martyrdison Sounds like he’s gay.

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@amelia_tweetz Who are you talking to?

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@sterlingcrispin There’s something glaringly wrong with you that we aren’t noticing here on X but would be immediately obvious irl. It’s the only way to explain this.

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@samlymatters When you fabricated this story did you imagine it was funnier?

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@punished_moron these kinds of fabricated stories are at least supposed to be funny or interesting

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@honglilai @RnaudBertrand Picky eater kids is a parenting issue. You allowed them to be like that.

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@subparanalysis @0xRuzy Show me an unlimited 3% card. I’d switch to it in a second.

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@Lady_FanAccount This band blows so hard.

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@JacobCanfield Fake story is fake

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@BowTiedCrow no

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@KetoSimple annoying ass high maintenance customers

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@Mappy6984 This is simple. She’s a good person. You are a pest.

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@TilfordFlowers @Hybridathlete Then why didn’t they workout before gaining 50-100 pounds?

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@cenkuygur @billmaher @HBO He just repeats whatever Sam Harris says.

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@JillFilipovic maybe stfu

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@ewedewe78 @consequence Flaunt that godawful taste.

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@mtracey R. Kelly was clearly innocent.

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@sportsrapport When people realize you can get 10$ of fentanyl and be fucked up all day they’re gonna really feel ripped off.

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@benryanwriter No reason to brag about being retarded.