we the ppl

All of my tweets assume that the reader is intelligent.
warning : Read at your own risk.
Anyway follow me.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

Finding the door of opportunity locked, he climbed in through the window of negligence.

[we the ppl @fs0ciety]

"Conquer yourself rather than the world." ~ René Descartes

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

There are two kinds of smarts, street smarts and book smarts, but there are all kinds of stupid.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Smokers who eat organic food, explain yourselves.

[we the ppl @fs0ciety]

What you resist persists.

[we the ppl @fs0ciety]

Beware of the wisdom that you didn't earn.

[kauaibride @Kauaibride]

we live in a time where old fashioned is viewed as backward. don't let that stop you.

[Farhana Farook @FarhanaFarook]

When a lie is sold systematically, strategically... it's eventually bought as the truth!

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

The most complicated English word-
with 645 meanings- is "run"

We can't run through the list here.
We'd run out of characters.

I gotta run

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

2017: When you hear the kids describing something as "totally Hitler" and you don't know if it means it's good or it's bad.

[@ndiquote @ndiquote]

you're not what my mind wants but you're what my heart desires

[Pending @WineandFreckles]

When someone tells you what they think of you in a moment of anger......believe them

[@ndiquote @ndiquote]

how many times have you typed "I'm okay" with tears rolling off your cheeks

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

So what's an acceptable amount of pizza to eat in one sitting...ah nevermind I probably exceeded it

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

I RT'd you so good my god damn jaw hurts

[we the ppl @fs0ciety]

Your avi is clickbait.

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

Idea for a new TV show :

Celebrity sword fights
choreographed to music.

They could call it ....
"Fencing With The Stars"

[Angie B @Angibangie]

-Birds poop on me a lot. It's not lucky; I call bullshit

CW: No, it's birdshit, hahah

-See!? If I was lucky I wouldn't be working with you

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

I’m not saying I’m cheap, I’m just saying if life was a Monopoly board I would be Mediterranean Avenue.

[we the ppl @fs0ciety]

"@mikeytriggered: https://t.co/ilSMRXx9w5"